So, I've been having this dream. In it, I'm looking in the mirror combing my hair. Note: I haven't had any real hair to comb in about 7 years. So I start combing and I realize that if I only combed my hair a little different that I end up having a TON of it. Not just a little, but cool long hair.
So I watched the season opener of Desperate Housewives on Sunday night. There is a new character named Orson Hodge (Kyle McLachlan, actor). He becomes Bree's new guy and asks her to marry him. Well, as in all good soap operas, he turned out to be a wife killer. But he has good hair. I'm speaking from a bald guy's perspective.
So on Sunday night. The dream again. This time I have hair like this Orson Hodge character. What does this mean? A few things I know: a. not a wife killer, b. not a obsessive complusive, c. no hair on the lid. So, I can only speculate as to the meaning of this dream that torments me.
Is there such a thing as scalp envy?